The five year old boy has a bubble blowing kit.
With delight he says to his grandpa:
“I’m going to stand behind you and blow bubbles
when you see them say:
‘Where did those bubbles come from?’
Then he says to the grandpa:
“It’s magic”
The grandpa laughs and happily follows instructions.
The twitter president says “I’m going to blow smoke up your ass
then you tell me that I’m your hero.”
He and the crowd before him, are delighted, though the twitter president is not their grandpa and few in the crowd are 5 years old.