WhitescortsTM
Advertisement seen on a subway car ( in very small print):
For upscale African-American families who just don’t want to take that chance
Teen going to prom? Visiting a friend in a fancy neighborhood? Going to the theatre at night? Why take the chance?
Our clearly, certifiably, white escort will be there with you. All are trained and outfitted to meet the needs of the location.
In the suburbs? No problem our WhitescortsTM have that preppy look and attitude. In the financial district? Just try to tell how your White-scort does not look like an Ivy League hedge fund broker. Going out in the wilderness, your Whitescort will look just like the guys who get to draw down on federal agents and walk away.
Never again have to raise your hands and say “Don’t Shoot!” or “ I can’t breathe!”..
For our less financially comfortable clients needing a one time booking, our credit manager can arrange for financing over the phone, so you won’t need a Whitescort for that meeting.
Call or e-mail now. 555 555 5555 ask for Leonard or [email protected].
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*Armed Whitescort available by special arrangement